About

Well, why should you read this blog?

My friends and family say I'm pretty funny.

I've traveled to some pretty crazy places - the Amazon rainforest, the Pyramids of Egypt, Canada.

People like to ask me for advice, which they rarely follow.

I have a strange superpower that causes people to tell me their entire life story usually within the first few minutes of meeting them.

I like to think about stuff like quantum physics, the 99%, why Twinkies taste fantastic frozen but kind of shitty at room temperature.

My wife and mom both say I'm interesting.

I think I've got some stuff about this world figured out.